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Ah Beng

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,> “My Mobile No. Has changed.> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”

Ah Beng : I am a Proud father, coz my son is in Medical College.>
Friend: Really, what is he studying.>
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.>
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.>
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.>

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?>
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?>
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.>

Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”>
Wife: How do you know??>
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,> Oh GOD! U have come again.>

Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing,> except the TV in my house.”> Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”>
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”> >

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for compliment.”>

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases> the board.>

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would> be hot.>

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and> Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”>

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?>

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense>
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”>

Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”>
Servant: “It’s already raining.”>
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”>

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